WryAwry Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 High time that "culture" has been introduced here on Chiriqui.Life. Being a world-renowned, culturally-refined gentleman of exquisite good taste, I would like to volunteer my services to any ordinary slob wishing to increase his "CQ" -- his "cultural quotient". With concentrated training, I can transform any mundane knucklehead into a suave sophisticate -- a real Renaissance Man -- much like myself. At this Special Introductory Price of only $9.99 Balboas, I guarantee that you will be so smooth that the other guys will get jealous, but the chicks will swoon. Sorry, this offer is for clumsy, goof-ball men only, because girls are all soft and pretty and they smell good and they make me stammer and stumble and sweat and stuff. Oh, yeah. And fashion, too. Fashion is totally my life.Classily,wryawry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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