WryAwry Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 "You should concentrate on how bad things are getting in Panama." from On High We are offering advanced coursework in "Conentration" to help the uninitiated to focus upon and mull-over bad things. Concentrating upon bad things is uplifting and positive, and the rewards are incalculable. Here are just a few of the benefits: --That constant jittery feeling can lead to rapid weight loss. --Eyeball-darting strengthens the oscular musculature, and helps to condition the dark bag circles under the eyes, leading to that popular "haunted" appearance. --Laying awake at night fretting increases opportunities for concentration. . --It will be an enormous relief when you finally realize that things can't get any worse!! Sign up today to receive FREE video seminars: "It Ain't Paranoia if They Really ARE After You". presented by wryawry, and, "One-Hundred and One Ways That You're Not Worthy", presented by The Potentate of Potrerillos. Three year course, only $9.99 Balboas per month. ACT NOW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Good one, Wry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 There you go, Mr. Wry. Reading that "other" website again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Stuart Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Careful Wry. Referring to others may get you a warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Woolford Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Bad at Concentration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 when there is no topic of conversation........... criticize others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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